X-mas Time

Don't you just love x-mas time, the joy the songs and the decorations, yes decoration, we need to get things going around here as we have not started yet, smileymama as the boxes out and will go around the house and decorate tonigh as I will take care of the lights out side ofcourse.

I don't have much to say tonight but will be back next time, see you all later.

M>

Long Friday Night

Today was a very long day at work, customer calling over and over and over for no good reason what so ever.

Then after work I had o rush home pick up Rose Pedal and Fairy Princess, so I can bring the little one to a birthay party at the poll as Fairy Princess followed me around.

First we went to the bank, then to the gas station to gas the Van and get milk, then home to bring the milk and pick up a McDonald coupon for a free happy meal, then to McDonald, followed by a visit at the local mall, with a toal of 15 stores, then went back to the pool to pck up Rose Pedal, come home watch TV while we waited to pick up smileymamat from work,

Aslo decided to write a bit to past time.

I'm very tired, put will make it up tomorow at the x=mas party, where there will be music, dance and food, and a nice quiet place to sleep, yes yes yes, we're sleeping at the hotel where the party is.

Well till next time, as I don't want to be late to pick up the wife.

bye.

M>

What a Wonderful Family I Have

Tonight I showed my girls my blog, first thing they asked me was what do you call us in your blog, as they don't want me to use the same name smileymamat uses in hers.

So, after I asked them, OK what would you like to be called, the littlest answered rose peddle, the middle child answered fairy princess and the oldest remains Nature girl.
What a wonderful family, and I got my name from smileymamat's friend Laura, by mentioning the name in smileymamat's blog.

Now for some jokes to make my readers laugh a little or if they want they can laugh their butts off.

The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY!

I know how my wife smileymamat as that list of 21 things about her because she doesn't want to

write so much.

well I will give you my 101 list, yes you heard me right ,I will give you my 101 list of what makes I do to annoy

people, I promised you a joke well this is the joke I have for you tonight HA HA HA HA!!!!

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet Mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

T.G.I.F. (Thank Goodness Its Friday)

Well Friday is finally here, and we're having a family movie night, Shreq 2. really good movie if you ask me, laugh first time I saw it and the second too, and guest what, sodid the 3rd time,

and I'm sure I'll laugh 10 more time if I watche the movie that many more time.

Know what else I'm thankfull for, the fact that I can earn some Airmiles point when I make a sale at work, so far this week alone I earn 150 point and sill working tomorow, and earn more, I know one thing, my wife is really happy with these point.

Well I thought I might have a joke for you tonight, but again did not read or heard any, but maybee next time, because I'm going to the other computer to play a cool game.

M,>

Thanks Giving Meal

I'm anxious for tomorow, so we can have thanks giving dinner and maybe a movie, or something, I thought of baking a pie, with everything else that will be going on tomorow, don't think I'll have time, so we will just have to go to the storeand buy a couple of them.

Today was a good day, feel like I acomplish something at work, the new bunch that started on the phone a couple weeks ago, are finally on their own, so they re-arrange the seatting area so that us old workers, one of these new kids mention today, hu... I'm not that old I told him, so anyway, I was asked to help several time, made me feel good, thatI can help, I knoe that it is though to be new in this kinda work, I was at that point a little bit over a year ago.

Did you ever had fun at lunch time with a bunch of co-workers singning x-mas song ( kinda early don't you think), this lady at work got carried away and got us going to, at the end of our lunch we ended up singning For this moment (Shania Twain) song. I had so much fun, I love working for this company, because I'm not the only crasy person, makes me feel alive.

Want to know something funny, at this very moment, while I'm the computer writting this blog, my lovely wife smileymamat is behind me playing solitaire on the computer at the same time, wondering how its done you say, we got a second computer that was giving from the grangsmileymamap. Well sorry if I'm not ending with joke tonight, but I can't think of anything funny. will try to write a joke or two tomorow night, if I'm not to tired with what will go on tomorow, bye.

M.>

X-Mas Party

The company X-Mas party is around the corner, can't wait for December 2, me and the lovely wife will be attending a fancy party with ties and beautiful gowns. This place we are having the X-Mas party at a really fancy hotel, they'll be serving a buffet, and after we'll be able to dance to a live band.

Other news is that the sun finally came out yesterday, for a moment I though I was dreaming,

but sure enough it was actually the sun I saw, yea! On Thursday I had a professional to clean the furnace, but turned out that its the chimney that we needed to clean, and was told that we need to have it done as its damage pretty bad, so guest what we are getting done before we finish the front porch, or maybe we'll be able to do both, lets hope.

here's something funny I actually saw this week on my way home, which made me think of a joke; " how many men does it take to dig a hole in the road? 20, 2 to hold the stop sign, 1 to drive the truck,1 to move the digging machine, and 16 to stand around the hole yelling to the right, no to the left, no deeper and break time, it was hilarious, I can still see the lot and laugh about it, ha ha ha!

Talk to you later.

M

Day Off, Fun Day

Tomorow will be my day off from customer service, first thing I will do when I wake up in the morning will be to clean the livingroom, then make sure all the dishes are done before the family comes home and if I have time will sweep and wash the floors.

Also today I heard my wife work as a customer service agent today and she is very good, and so does the others working around her say she is good at it, this guy sitting next to her says that she as a calming voice, and said it calm and relaxes him as he work also, I'm proud of smileymamat.

By the way update my blog to this Beta thing, I think I'm going to like it, it is very cool indeed. Here's a couple jokes for you, hope you enjoy them,

1) Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some frigin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more firgin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the frigin’ French toast."

2) A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

Saturday Work Day

How hard can it be to wake up on Saturdays to go to work, well for me it was, laying in bed next to someone that I love more then anything in the world, make me want to stay there all day and skip work. Well if I knew I boring it was at work, I would of call in sick, oh wait, never mind x-mast is on its way, guest I have no choice.

On Saturday December 2, Smileymama is working and I'm not and it happens its on our x-mas party day, so what I'll do is to go support her at work until she is done then we will go to the Party togheter.

Yesterday I herd the funiest jokes, her ther are:
-A man goes to the doctors and says doctor doctor i think i need glasses and the doctor says you sure do this is a dentist.
-this chineese man goes to the doctor and sais "me dont feal well" the doctor replys "when i dont feal well i have sleep with my wife" the next day the chineese man comes back and tells the doctor "you have a very nice house"
-3 gurls wanted a 1 guy each for their b-day so the mom got them wut they wanted she went to the first room heared giggling, knocked on the door " why are u giggling?" the gurl replied " cause it tickles"
went to the 2 room heared crying,knocked, asked " why are u crying?" the gurl replied " cause it hurts"
went to the 3 room heared nothing, knocked, asked "why is it so quiet?" the gurl replied " cause
u talt me not to talk with my mouth full!!"

hope you had a blast reading today, til next time.

Getting Cold Weather

I'm almost done with the front porch, if you look at smileymama's blog you will see the picture of the progress, next Saturday if the weather permits it, meaning if it doesn't snow or rain or even too cold to work, I'll be able to finish the floor of the porch. I'm going to gather the Possy to help me get the frame up then will make the floor, hoping I'll have enough time before its to late.

On Saturday one way or the other I'll have something done in front of the house, ether I'll have the pile of rubble picked up, or the floor done, what I'll do is to take a picture and have smileymama post it on her blog. Hope you like what'll you see.

The past few days it rained and rained and rained and also more rained and tomorow its suppose to be sunny, we have not seen the Sun in a week in a half, I wonder if its still yellow and bright, probably gonna go in shock when it finally comes out, I can see the kids say mommy and daddy the sun, it burnssss, probably gonna wear sunglasses all day even inside the house.

Today I made a decesion, I'm going to set a goal of losing weight, I gain alot since I started to work as a customer service, I'll ask my wife to take a picture and the weight amount and I'll set my goals per month to see if I can reach them or not, if I can't, I will not give up I'll keep working on losing the weight, my total goal is to be between 180 and 200 lbs, I hope to count on all of you to keep motivating me to reach my goal, I start tonight after supper, I'll have my wife take a picture of me. Wish me good luck.

Completly Down

Yesterday I worked on the porch again with the Sledge Hammer, after 3 hrs of striking the ciment, I finaly completly knock the Cement down, and I yeld at the top of my lungns and neighbors were looking at me weird, so what if I'm happy to be done. Also during those 3 hours I received a couple of visit, first one was my next door neighbor, not the one who look at me weird but the other one, stop to tell me I was doing a good job and as he as lived next door since 1969 he says that this house was already an old house, told him that I had heard from a contractor that it might of been built in the 30's, and he answered it was before that, early 20's, that mean's in the year 2020's this house will be around 100 years old, (antique house). The second visitor was a police officer, it at been the third time he was passing in front of the house that day, when he stop, told myself he probably wants to see my building permit, but no he wanted to know and see more about what I was doing and to tell me I was very brave to take on a project like this, told him that if I didn' it would of probably colapse by next summer, and as we spoke you could see cars passing by the house all slowing down, told the officer that he should come park in the driveway more often, as is rare we see cars going this slow, as a matter of fact never seen then going this slow, but never asked me for the permit, but did introduce himself to me.
Today I'm doing a split shift at work so that Saturday where I was suppose to work instead of today, me and the family are going down to Massechusette for brother-in-laws wedding, kinda anxious to go as we will see grandma S. , haven't seen her in almost 4 years now, we miss her.
Well going to go watch a movie before the kids get home from school, and at thi rate I'll be writting a book, this is the most I've written in my life.
So bye and stay tune for the finishing picture of the demolition in the next blog.

Peace an Quiet

Today, my wife started her new job where I work, and I'm only starting to work at 2:00pm, that means with her gone to work and the 3 kids gone to school, I can actualy rest with no one to bother me, so I'm free to go on the computer, watch TV and sing in the house without hearing them complain. I'm also resting from the work on the porch, can't start building the the one till end of October, almost done taking it down, another good day of so it will be ready to rebuild before snow falls, I hope. I'm anxious to see my wife later today to know how her day went, hope she likes it and we can work side by side for a long time, or until she finds a good teaching job, I will support her a 100% if that happen. Well time to whippe up a snack and watch a movies, maby one that we got as a gift yesterday from Vaarbaby, thank you, we do appreciate, and you can come over to visit any time, and I'm not saying this because of the gift, I say this because we love you very so much, just let us know I'll make a sound proof room for you so you don't have to listen to the kids yelling at each other again, ha,ha,ha, well to the movie I go, bye.

More fun at Work

Today I brought my wife to sign her paper at the place I work, can you imagine two customer service agents in the same household. I can see my wife turn up one morning getting the kids ready for School, and say here's your breakfast, eat and then I transfer you to your dad for getting your lunches ready, and I'll be heres your lunchbox, I'll transfer you back to your mom for hair and to send you out to the bus, then at last my wife telling them thank you for getting ready so fast, now please go take your bus and thank you. Have a nice Day.

IT will be fun to worked together for the fact that one or the other will say I'm tired, I had a very busy day, and the respond will be from the other, I understand. Also we will be able to decide what to eat for our lunches together, oh I'm so anxious for her to start next Tuesday, that I can't barly wait.

Also today I cleared more then Half the Cement from the porch that in a couple weeks I'll be building the new one and it will be quick, because I will call in the Family, with my dad, my brother and my two brothers in law we will get thist porch up Before US thanksgiving and before snow fall.

Thank you for reading and sign in back soon to get more details of the porch and some pictures.

The Wall is Down

This morning when I got up, took my cup of coffee and sat in the living room watching the kids playing video
games, getting the nerves to go bang on the cement porch. My challenge was to break down a wall that even the Jackhammer could not break, after pounding on the wall for about an hour with a sledgehammer, it started to crack, I felt like Rock in the 4th movie when he fought the Russian, when he finally made him bleed. Told my wife I did it and will continue until its down, I pounded on the wall till late afternoon , about 3 O'clock Canadian time in the Atlantic. Walk inside the house out of breath, and told my wife I've done it. I took down that 6 inch thick, 5 feet tall and 10 feet in length wall down and I was darn proud of myself, even if I had not one inch of strength left in my body. Tomorrow I'll continue what I started today, and that's to fill in the hole in the driveway with the dirt in the porch, and maybe by the end of the day tomorrow I'll have a good part of my demolition done and cleaned to build up the new porch. Have a good break.

A Buzzing Joyfull day

Today after work my wife picked me up from work, and she told me that before going home we were going to the Vet. Once we got there to choose a new cat, we were brought in the back to look at them, My eldest daughter immediately fell in love with a white and black cat, she named Buzz. My middle child daughter who was not expecting to fall in love with a female cat about the same age she called leafpaw, wanted a cat too, then the youngest decided a one month old kitten. We spend about 20 minutes deciding which cat to bring home, so finally after a talking to each other me and my wife decided to take two cats home, oh joy, so now we have a cat we had for seven years called Meowmeow, a dog named Neupee two mice named Pika and Chu, and are two new friend Buzz and Leafpaw(Joy), so now we have a full house. What a buzzing joyfull day.

>>>>>PAIN PAIN PAIN<<<<<<

This Morning I got up and the pain from Jackhammering was gone,
so after work I told myself its nice outside, why don't I take out a little of my Customer service
stress and pound on the cement porch, as I will be building a new one.
Well now I'm hurting again, but I guest if I go on at it, I'll get use to the work, it is
a good stress relief, maybe I should invite a gang from my workplace and pound on the porch,
but I suppose I'll have to pay them, so I'll just keep doing it myself, and if I ever have a really good day
at work, I'll ask my wife to get me mad. I'm glad I started this Blogging, it helps
to type and not to have to talk to a customer at the same time telling me is phone doesn't work.

Break Free

This morning a team manager came to see me, and asked if I would mind starting early, then told me if I did I could leave early for the same amount of minutes from the start, " Sure" I said, but when I got done worked I forgot one detail, to tell my wife to pick me up early, so I had to wait in the rain for the same amount of time I started early this morning. See if I'll do this again, ha ha ha.