How hard can it be to wake up on Saturdays to go to work, well for me it was, laying in bed next to someone that I love more then anything in the world, make me want to stay there all day and skip work. Well if I knew I boring it was at work, I would of call in sick, oh wait, never mind x-mast is on its way, guest I have no choice.
On Saturday December 2, Smileymama is working and I'm not and it happens its on our x-mas party day, so what I'll do is to go support her at work until she is done then we will go to the Party togheter.
Yesterday I herd the funiest jokes, her ther are:
-A man goes to the doctors and says doctor doctor i think i need glasses and the doctor says you sure do this is a dentist.
-this chineese man goes to the doctor and sais "me dont feal well" the doctor replys "when i dont feal well i have sleep with my wife" the next day the chineese man comes back and tells the doctor "you have a very nice house"
-3 gurls wanted a 1 guy each for their b-day so the mom got them wut they wanted she went to the first room heared giggling, knocked on the door " why are u giggling?" the gurl replied " cause it tickles"
went to the 2 room heared crying,knocked, asked " why are u crying?" the gurl replied " cause it hurts"
went to the 3 room heared nothing, knocked, asked "why is it so quiet?" the gurl replied " cause
u talt me not to talk with my mouth full!!"
hope you had a blast reading today, til next time.
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ha you're cute. Thanks for the warm and fuzzy thoughts. The joke about the dentist was funny. The girls in the last joke are adult girls, I'm sure. :) Ha, teasing you. Here is a good one: An 80-yr old man tells his 80-yr old wife, For my birthday I'm gonna go out and get me a young beautiful woman. Ok, she tells him, then for MY birthday I'm gonna go out and get me a young handsome man. Because let me tell you something...(she says)....
20 goes into 80 more times than 80 goes into 20!
Har har! (by the way this joke was told a long time back by Bette Midler and it's still funny...)
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Very funny jokes! -- Both of you. Smileydad, you are so sweet, I feel lucky for Tory to have you .. and of course we all adore her so very much, anyone in her life is lucky too! Love ya! Have a good weekend!
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