What a Wonderful Family I Have

Tonight I showed my girls my blog, first thing they asked me was what do you call us in your blog, as they don't want me to use the same name smileymamat uses in hers.

So, after I asked them, OK what would you like to be called, the littlest answered rose peddle, the middle child answered fairy princess and the oldest remains Nature girl.
What a wonderful family, and I got my name from smileymamat's friend Laura, by mentioning the name in smileymamat's blog.

Now for some jokes to make my readers laugh a little or if they want they can laugh their butts off.

The bride tells her husband

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY!